Tyrannosaurus Rex (T-Rex) – n. tie-ran-ii-sore-us rex

1.    A large bipedal reptile, standing several stories tall, that lived during the Cretaceous period.
2.    The most badass and/or kick ass dinosaur ever. He/she/this punk killed shit like it was its job. No minimum wage crap either, he was killing like he was freaking getting paid six figures to do so, let me tell you what. Shoot, that kid put in so much overtime in his era he was pissing the unions off because he was making them look bad; no lie.

There are no recorded T-Rex sightings in modern history. This is likely due to the fact that they have become such efficient killing machines, rivaling ninjas, and trumping bears, that any spectator to the habits of a T-Rex has also become a welcome guest in its stomach. T-Rex poop is probably a higher percentage human than anyone really wants to admit.

Published in: on February 12, 2007 at 8:26 am  Comments (2)