British T-Rex – n. brit-esh t-rex

A T-Rex who sips tea, regularly wears a monocle, and has never been seen without a top hat. The only breed of t-rex where its entire set of kill targets found the creature smashingly charming even as it ripped them in half.

As charming as British T-Rex’s are, their diet of raw meat combined with their lack of proper oral hygiene often makes them terrible for kissing. Their razor sharp teeth are another negative factor in this situation – making love nibbles almost impossible.

Published in: on February 12, 2007 at 9:54 pm  Comments (3)  

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  1. […] T-Rex are even worse for kissing. (ref: British T-Rex) Published […]

  2. This is still my favorite.

  3. Sorry, in this case, “favourite”

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