Distance – n. Dis-ten-ss

1. A thing to be traversed for the sake of adventure.
2. A bane on relationships.
3. Space that, even filled with exceedingly high mountains, very low valleys, and/or ridiculously wide rivers, will not stop Nickolas Ashford, Valerie Simpson, Marvin Gaye, Tammi Terrell, or Diana Ross from getting to you.

Stalkers usually have a distance cap that is directly proportional to your perceived level of fame and inversely proportional to their sanity.

Published in: on February 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm  Comments (3)  

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  1. […] Distance – n. Dis-ten-ss […]

  2. this entry made me laugh out loud.

  3. Wonderful! im glad you enjoy.

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