Diamond – n. – die-mund

1. A rock that defies the laws of supply and demand.
2. Among the hardest materials in nature.

What better way to say I-will-oppress-Africans-for-our-faux-eternal-love than with a diamond?

Editor’s note: I want a girl who thinks a cracker jack ring is meaningful so long as it symbolizes something real. Ridiculously romantic presentation pending, of course.

Published in: on February 19, 2007 at 11:28 pm Comments (4)

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  1. On February 21, 2007 at 3:23 pm Caroline Said:

    I would much rather have a secret decoder ring than a diamond ring.

    My mom was actually telling me about how engagement rings are suppose to go a couple weeks ago. Something like, half of a guy’s paycheck for 6 months is suppose to be like, the minimum for price of an engagement ring. WHAT THE HELL. You don’t need a rock to show your love or that you’re taken.

  2. On February 21, 2007 at 3:41 pm spatulated Said:

    yeah, that bothers me on so many levels… also, doesnt the engagement ring get replaced by the wedding ring?

  3. On March 4, 2007 at 6:04 am andrea Said:

    hear, hear!

  4. On March 21, 2007 at 12:27 pm Laura Said:

    I assume you’ve seen the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Your cracker jack ring comment made me think of it. If not, you should…its pretty darn cute.


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